Imagine you’re at the North Pole… but not the one you grew up with in the storybooks. This North Pole is for the big kids. This one is Vegas on the frozen tundra… a hipster holiday on ice.

You’re sitting in a nightclub called Santa’s Joint, and all of the biggest stars in a mythical pop universe are there to perform the best musical comedy variety show the arctic has to offer. The hosts are elves Nick St. Nick and Cinnamon Snow, the “First Couple of Christmas Cool.” Their guests are a hit parade of North Pole legends: reindeer girl group The Vixens, rockers Elfie and The Toymakers, bluesman Snowy Johnson, singing comic Cazzy Cashmere, punkers Krummy Kringle and The Insanity Claus; plus the magic of Twinkle the Christmas Fairy and an appearance by the “Holiday Homemaker” herself, Tippy Tinsel. Then the man himself brings it all on down the chimney… that wiggling, jiggling, jelly belly full of juicy joy… Santa Claus… dropping in on the party like you’ve never seen him before.

So pour a glass of holiday cheer and have yourself a mad and merry little Christmas. It’s Secret Santa’s Juicy Jollies… it’s music and laughter… a dizzy trip to the top of the world… a place in the cool.